Texans 2013 problems, explained through the miracle of Tinfoil

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Nov 9, 2013; College Station, TX, USA; Texas A

Bob McNair really wants Johnny “Football” Manzeil as his quarterback.

This one has some merit as Mr. McNair has shown a penchant for Texas A&M coaches and players. It isn’t too far fetched to believe that once the season started to crumble he gathered Rick Smith and Gary Kubiak together to make sure that Houston would have pick number one in 2014. That would explain bringing Matt Schaub in last week against the Raiders.