Texans 2013 problems, explained through the miracle of Tinfoil

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Jan 28, 2012; Honolulu, HI, USA; AFC special teams coordinator Joe Marciano of the Houston Texans chats with AFC kick returner Antonio Brown of the Pittsburgh Steelers (84) during the AFC practice on Ohana Day at the 2012 Pro Bowl. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee/Image of Sport-USA TODAY Sports

Joe Marciano is really in charge.

Well, he’s ruined three kick returners now, Jones, Holliday and now Martin. He hasn’t had a special teams unit worth a darned in over three years. Is it any shock the rest of the team is crumbling down now? Word on the interwebs is Marciano has compromising picks of McNair and Kubiak alone in an executive suite…

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