Oh cursed Pine Sol! You have failed me and the glorious Houston Texans by giving me FALSE VISIONS of Texans victory over the Colts last week!
For your sins against football, I banish you and your pine-lemony airs of freshness from under my sink! All my picks last week were MUCHO FAIL, I came in 7-6.
That’s [...]

To preview a big NFL game, some fansites will play simulation games on MADDEN 10 and predict the outcome that way…but not me. I’m no gamer. I gave up on video games when the Sega Dreamcast took a dump.
For my opinions and decisions on the week 9 NFL match-ups, I tap into a completely different [...]

For his 10 tackles, 1 sack and 1 pick against the Bills last Sunday, Texans rookie LB Brian Cushing gets a shiny new trophy for his parents’ house…or maybe it’s a platinum chain…or a coupon for one free neck tattoo…who knows what kind of prizes NFL players get?
Congrats Cush! You’ve earned it the hard way, [...]

Smell that? That’s victory. The Houston Texans are sneakily becoming the hottest team in the NFL, so now it’s time for you to get off the fence and fully commit yourself as a die-hard, true-blue, double-barrel, bona-fide FANATIC.
The Texans bandwagon is quite roomy, with drink service and free nachos…let me show you how to fit [...]

The Houston Texans beat Buffalo 31-10 on the back of Ryan “Game Over” Moats who ran strong for 3 TD’s in the 4th quarter.
Louisiana Tech’s own Ryan Moats ended his career best day with 126 yards rushing on 23 carries and the 3 money-balls. You just heard two sounds…one was Steve Slaton’s ass hitting the [...]