TORODAMUS Lives in Bye Week Shame, NFL Week 10 Picks and Prevarications
Oh cursed Pine Sol! You have failed me and the glorious Houston Texans by giving me FALSE VISIONS of Texans victory over the Colts last week! For your sins against football, I banish you and your pine-lemony…Read More
TORODAMUS! Week 9 Predictions & Pontifications
To preview a big NFL game, some fansites will play simulation games on MADDEN 10 and predict the outcome that way…but not me. I’m no gamer. I gave up on video games when the Sega Dreamcast…Read More
Brian Cushing wins his 2nd AFC Player of the Week, Rap Album Soon to Follow?
For his 10 tackles, 1 sack and 1 pick against the Bills last Sunday, Texans rookie LB Brian Cushing gets a shiny new trophy for his parents’ house…or maybe it’s a platinum chain…or…Read More
Ten Tips for Jumping on The Houston Texans Bandwagon
Smell that? That’s victory. The Houston Texans are sneakily becoming the hottest team in the NFL, so now it’s time for you to get off the fence and fully commit yourself as a die-hard, true-blue,…Read More
Texans Throttle Buffalo, Lose TE Daniels for Season
The Houston Texans beat Buffalo 31-10 on the back of Ryan “Game Over” Moats who ran strong for 3 TD’s in the 4th quarter. Louisiana Tech’s own Ryan Moats ended his career best…Read More






