Oct30th
AUTHOR: johnwessling | IN: Injuries, NFL, News, Texans | COMMENTS: None Yet
I don’t think he should be tested for performance enhancing drugs, I think he should be tested for machinery and adamantium parts!
After the Texans victory over the 49ers in week 7, Andre Johnson went to the hospital with what was first described as a chest contusion and was later updated to be a LUNG contusion.
Long story short, he missed one practice and now he’s going to start against the Williams of Buffalo.
Just so you understand how legendarily tough that is, healthy adults often DIE from lung contusions. If YOU had one, you’d stay home from work and lay on the [...]
Oct29th
AUTHOR: johnwessling | IN: NFL, Texans | COMMENTS: 1 Comment
Rejoice Texans fans! Rejoice for we have been liberated from the curse of lose/win/lose/win! Now is the time to make our move to the middle of the AFC Wild Card discussion!
By hanging on to win against the 49ers last Sunday, The Texans snapped the cycle of mediocrity, stepping boldly from the balanced grasp of two consecutive 8-8 seasons. I know what you’re saying, “How is a .500 record considered a curse?” Well my friend, it is The Curse of Luke-Warm Soup! The worst blight possible in the sports realm, riding the middle road to Dullsville, neither angering or rewarding its [...]
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